Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

Politics – Funny Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
– Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes

Homer Quote

I saw wierd stuff in the place last night, wierd, strange, sick twisted, erry godless, evil stuff, and I want in.

Homer Simpson

Operating Room

Never say “Oops” in the operating room.

– Dr. Leo Troy

Cats

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.                                                            
 

Author Unknown

Plagiarize

If I plagiarize, it’s only because I like someone else’s idea better
than mine and I want credit for it.

Anna Sato-Williams