Funny Quotes – Standards

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from.

Andres S. Tannenbaum

Definitions – Funny Blog Site with Definitions of Words

Definitions is a Funny Blog Site that we came across because of some comments left by the editor.

He posts Definitions of words that appear to usually have a funny twist.

Here is an example:

Distance – n. Dis-ten-ss

1. A thing to be traversed for the sake of adventure.
2. A bane on relationships.
3. Space that, even filled with exceedingly high mountains, very low valleys, and/or ridiculously wide rivers, will not stop Nickolas Ashford, Valerie Simpson, Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell, or Dianna Ross from getting to you.

Stalkers usually have a distance cap that is directly proportional to your perceived level of fame and inversely proportional to their sanity.

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