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Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

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Homer Quote

I saw wierd stuff in the place last night, wierd, strange, sick twisted, erry godless, evil stuff, and I want in.
Homer Simpson

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Operating Room

Never say “Oops” in the operating room.

– Dr. Leo Troy

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Cats

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.                                                            
 

Author Unknown

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Plagiarize

If I plagiarize, it’s only because I like someone else’s idea better
than mine and I want credit for it.

Anna Sato-Williams

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Life

A man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at
twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.

Muhammed Ali

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Country

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
       

Orson Welles [1915 – 1985]

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