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Funny Quotes – Homer Simpson Quotes

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
– Homer Simpson

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Funny Quotes – Simpsons Quotes

What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

– Mr. Burns

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Funny Quotes – The Simpsons Quotes

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
– Chief Wiggum

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Funny Quotes – Simpsons Quotes

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

– Comic Book Guy 

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Funny Quotes – Simpsons Quotes

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
– Lionel Hutz

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Funny Quotes – Homer Simpson Quotes

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.

– Homer Simpson

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Funny Quotes – Simpsons Quotes

I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

– Superintendent Chalmers

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