Monthly Archives: August 2007

George Burns

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.  

George Burns

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Grace Allen One liners

In the next life, I’d like to come back as an oyster. Then
I’d only have to be good from September to April.

George:  Gracie, what do you think of television?
Gracie:  Oh I think it’s wonderful, I hardly ever watch
radio anymore.

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Lucille Ball

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  

Lucille Ball

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Grace Allen one liner

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a
year and a half.

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Grace Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was
so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

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Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. 

Woody Allen

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Grace Allen

My sister had a baby. I can’t wait to find out if I’m an aunt
or an uncle.

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