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Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

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Auto Repair

Outside an auto-repair shop in Danboro, Pennsylvania:

“Wreck Amended.”

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Funny Quotes – Fashion Models

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

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Punctuality Quote

Punctual people have nothing better to do.

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Funny Drink Quote

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

-Erma Bombeck

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