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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
– Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
– Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
– Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
– Woody Allen

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
– Woody Allen

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Funny Quotes – Woody Allen

Funny Quotes – Woody Allen 

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

– Woody Allen

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