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Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

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Politics – Funny Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
– Groucho Marx

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Funny Jokes – John McCain for President 2008

John McCain for President

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Stumble John McCain For President 2008

I heard on the radio on 550 KFYI in Phoenix Arizona that there is a spreading phenomenon, at least in the greater Phoenix Arizona area. According to a caller to the JD Hayworth Show, there are many people who feel they can’t vote for anyone but John McCain because they have been left with no choice

Many of these people do not agree with McCain’s positions on various things but feel that the alternative is far worse.

To show that they are voting for McCain but are doing so under protest, these people are putting John McCain bumper stickers on their cars upside down and putting yard signs in their yard upside down.

It appears to be spreading as people stop and ask – “Do you know that your bumper sticker (or yard sign) is upside down? ” and are told why. Some people even put a note on their yard sign to explain it to anyone who stops by to be helpful and turn the sign around.

John McCain For President 2008

John McCain For President

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Funny Quotes – Fashion Models

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

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Punctuality Quote

Punctual people have nothing better to do.

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Homer Quote

I saw wierd stuff in the place last night, wierd, strange, sick twisted, erry godless, evil stuff, and I want in.
Homer Simpson

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Operating Room

Never say “Oops” in the operating room.

– Dr. Leo Troy

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