Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

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Politics – Funny Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes

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9/11 Quotes

“Our enemies have made the mistake that America’s enemies always make. They saw liberty and thought they saw weakness. And now, they see defeat.”

- George W. Bush, President of the United States

September 11th Quotes

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Science Quotes and Scientist Quotes

Science Quotes

Quotes About Science

Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more.

– George Bernard Shaw

September Horoscope

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Education Quotes

Education Quotes

Quotes About Education

Government schooling is the most radical adventure in history. It kills the family by monopolizing the best times of childhood and by teaching disrespect for home and parents. The whole blueprint of school procedure is Egyptian, not Greek or Roman. It grows from the theological idea that human value is a scarce thing, represented symbolically by the narrow peak of a pyramid.

– John Taylor Gatto, I Quit, I Think, 2001

Quotes and Phrases

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Abraham Lincoln Quotes

If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could then better judge what to do, and how to do it.

– Abraham Lincoln

Cotzaciones

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Famous Quotes

Civilisation is intended to make us aware of the creativity in us
– S Radhakrishnan

Bill Austin

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