Monthly Archives: November 2006

Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin

Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
– George Carlin

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Funny Quotes – Albert Einstein

There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions about me that I would long since have gone to my grave if I had let myself pay attention to that.
– Albert Einstein

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Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
– Oscar Levant

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Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

– Oscar Levant

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Peter Ustinov

Funny Quotes

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
– Peter Ustinov

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Funny Quotes – Paul Getty

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
– Paul Getty

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Funny Quotes – Buster Keaton

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
– Buster Keaton

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