Category Archives: Deep Thoughts

Grace Allen

My sister had a baby. I can’t wait to find out if I’m an aunt
or an uncle.

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Funny Quotes – Deep Thoughts

Funny Quotes – Deep Thoughts

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
– Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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