Monthly Archives: November 2007

Math

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of
my answers were meant ironically.

Calvin Trillin

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Funny Quotes – Standards

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from.

Andres S. Tannenbaum

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Funny Jokes – Funny Joke – Synchronize

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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Funny Quotes – Writing

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops
of blood form on your forehead.

Gene Fowler

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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Winston Churchill

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Funny Quotes – Mad

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.

Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

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Funny Quotes – Mouse

You’re a mouse studying to be a rat.

Wilson Mizner

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