Life

A man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at
twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.

Muhammed Ali

Country

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
       

Orson Welles [1915 – 1985]

Monkey

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Winston Churchill

Children

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There’s no end to
the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, “Look, it’s always
gonna be me!”
 

Rita Rudner

Dogs

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I

mean, here we come back from a grocery store with

the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow.

They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

Quotes About Education

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Education Quotes

Quotes About Education

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

– Gertrude Stein, American writer (1874-1946)

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