Funny Quotes and Funny Sayings

Funny Jokes Mother’s Day Quotes

quotes — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:00:49 +0000

There are three ways to get something done:

hire someone to do it,

do it yourself,

or forbid your kids to do it !

Mother’s Day Jokes

The only thing some moms

want for their birthdays

is not to be reminded of it.

Mother’s Day Jokes

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Mother’s Day Jokes

The mother of boys work son-up to son-down.

Politics – Funny Quotes

quotes — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:43:59 +0000

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes

9/11 Quotes

quotes — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:05 +0000

“Our enemies have made the mistake that America’s enemies always make. They saw liberty and thought they saw weakness. And now, they see defeat.”

- George W. Bush, President of the United States

September 11th Quotes

Science Quotes and Scientist Quotes

quotes — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:03:32 +0000

Science Quotes

Quotes About Science

Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more.

– George Bernard Shaw

September Horoscope

Education Quotes

quotes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:07:02 +0000

Education Quotes

Quotes About Education

Government schooling is the most radical adventure in history. It kills the family by monopolizing the best times of childhood and by teaching disrespect for home and parents. The whole blueprint of school procedure is Egyptian, not Greek or Roman. It grows from the theological idea that human value is a scarce thing, represented symbolically by the narrow peak of a pyramid.

– John Taylor Gatto, I Quit, I Think, 2001

Quotes and Phrases

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

quotes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:05:55 +0000

If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could then better judge what to do, and how to do it.

– Abraham Lincoln

Cotzaciones

Famous Quotes

quotes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:57:19 +0000

Civilisation is intended to make us aware of the creativity in us
– S Radhakrishnan

Bill Austin

Funny Jokes – John McCain for President 2008

quotes — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:57:16 +0000

John McCain for President

Funny Jokes

I heard on the radio on 550 KFYI in Phoenix Arizona that there is a spreading phenomenon, at least in the greater Phoenix Arizona area. According to a caller to the JD Hayworth Show, there are many people who feel they can’t vote for anyone but John McCain because they have been left with no choice

Many of these people do not agree with McCain’s positions on various things but feel that the alternative is far worse.

To show that they are voting for McCain but are doing so under protest, these people are putting John McCain bumper stickers on their cars upside down and putting yard signs in their yard upside down.

It appears to be spreading as people stop and ask – “Do you know that your bumper sticker (or yard sign) is upside down? ” and are told why. Some people even put a note on their yard sign to explain it to anyone who stops by to be helpful and turn the sign around.

John McCain For President

Absurdity Quotes

quotes — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:31:21 +0000

You know how easily and suddenly these things happen, beginning in playful teasing and ending in something a little warmer than friendship. You squeeze the slender arm which is passed through yours, you venture to take the little gloved hand, you say good night at absurd length in the shadow of the door. It is innocent and very interesting, love trying his wings in a first little flutter.

– Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr. (Scottish writer, creator of the detective Sherlock Holmes, 1859-1930)

Fourth of July Quotes

Abuse Quotes

quotes — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:18:31 +0000

If a man’s character is to be abused, say what you will, there’s nobody like a relation to do the business.

- William Makepeace Thackery

Jokes