Wisdom

It’s amazing how much “mature wisdom” resembles being too tired.
 Author Unknown

Sports

Competing in sports has taught me that if I’m not willing to give 120 percent, somebody else will. 
Ron Blomberg

Liberals

As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas.
Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original
ideas is sound.
Harold Macmillan 1894-1986 Speech to London Conservatives, 1962.03.07

Dog

Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to
a fine of £10. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a
cat.
Rule 46, Oxford Union Society