Monthly Archives: November 2007

Math

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. Calvin Trillin

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Funny Quotes – Standards

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. Andres S. Tannenbaum

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Funny Jokes – Funny Joke – Synchronize

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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Funny Quotes – Writing

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. Gene Fowler

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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill

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Funny Quotes – Mad

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

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