Math

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of
my answers were meant ironically.
Calvin Trillin

Funny Quotes – Standards

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
from.
Andres S. Tannenbaum

Funny Jokes – Funny Joke – Synchronize

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Funny Quotes – Writing

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops
of blood form on your forehead.
Gene Fowler

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill

Funny Quotes – Mad

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
Salvador Dali (1904-1989)