Happiness

‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’
 Oscar Wilde

Stork

‘His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.’
Mae West

Envelope

‘Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?’
Mark Twain

Delusions

‘He had delusions of adequacy.’
Walter Kerr

Spine

‘He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.’
Paul Keating

Dull

‘He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.’
Samuel Johnson