Definitions – Funny Blog Site with Definitions of Words

Definitions is a Funny Blog Site that we came across because of some comments left by the editor.
He posts Definitions of words that appear to usually have a funny twist.
Here is an example:
Distance – n. Dis-ten-ss

1. A thing to be traversed for the sake of adventure.
2. A bane on relationships.
3. Space that, even filled with exceedingly high [...]

George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes
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Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can [...]