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Woody Allen Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
- Woody Allen
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
- Woody Allen
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January 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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February 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm
the funnist thing about Woody’s qoute here is that he misqouted the scripture he was cracking a joke at, it’s the lion and the lamb, not the calf.
January 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
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