Funny Quotes – Woody Allen Quotes

Funny Quotes
Woody Allen Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen
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Funny Quotes – Key to Happiness

Funny Quotes – Key to Happiness
There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
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Funny Quotes- Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
– Rodney Dangerfield