Monthly Archives: November 2006
Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin
Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. – George Carlin
Filed under Famous, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, George Carlin, Honesty, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings
Funny Quotes – Albert Einstein
There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions about me that I would long since have gone to my grave if I had let myself pay attention to that. – Albert Einstein
Filed under Famous, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings
Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. – Oscar Levant
Filed under Famous, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Oscar Levant, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings, Uncategorized
Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. – Oscar Levant
Filed under Famous, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Oscar Levant, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings
Peter Ustinov
Funny Quotes Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. – Peter Ustinov
Filed under Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Peter Ustinov, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings
Funny Quotes – Paul Getty
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil - Paul Getty
Filed under Funny, Funny Quotations, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings, Paul Getty, Quotes, Sayings
