Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin

Funny Quotes – Honesty – George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin

Funny Quotes – Albert Einstein

There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions about me that I would long since have gone to my grave if I had let myself pay attention to that.
- Albert Einstein

Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
- Oscar Levant

Funny Quotes – Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant

Peter Ustinov

Funny Quotes
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Funny Quotes – Paul Getty

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
- Paul Getty